New
Zealand v England, second test, Seddon Park in Hamilton, 29 November to 3
December 2019
Restful.
That is how I would characterise my three days at the Hamilton test. There was
plenty to enjoy, even though the action was not frenetic (apart from when Neil
Wagner was bowling, obviously), and it was good to be back at Seddon Park,
which was where I watched test cricket for the first half-decade or so of the
new century.
There
was plenty to remember, starting with Campbell and Griffiths putting on 276 for
the West Indian first wicket, only for their team to lose. That was largely
thanks to Chris Cairns, who has been airbrushed out of New Zealand’s cricket
history since the lawyers got interested, but was a terrific cricketer.
The
following year Australia were reduced to 29 for five, a situation that Adam
Gilchrist dealt with by batting as if they were 400 for one. Australia won by
six wickets.
There
was the two-day test against India beginning on Friday afternoon and won by New
Zealand soon after lunch on Sunday on a pitch that looked as if it had been
transplanted from the centre court at Wimbledon. I always think of that match
whenever I hear people moaning about the Indians and their home-team groundsmen.
Then
the crater test against South Africa. A big hole appeared at one end, which the
groundsman filled up, then, once he had been acquainted with the rules, emptied
again. It was too far outside the right handers’ leg stump to be a threat, and when
the ball did land there was as likely to scoot off the other way, but it had a
mesmeric effect on the bowlers who wasted a couple of days aiming at it.
So
the pitch as talking point is not a new thing for Seddon Park. The strip for
this game was similar to that at the Bay Oval in Mount Maunganui for the series
opener. That game finished in a New Zealand win well into the fifth afternoon,
which is what a test pitch is supposed to facilitate. However, that the Hamilton
pitch received an ICC rating of “good”, suggested that cricket needs a new
dictionary for Christmas. It was easy for batsmen to stay in on unless they
tried to score at more than two-and-a-little-bit an over, which is about as bad
as a test-match pitch can be.
There
was a historical curiosity about the scheduling of this game in Hamilton after
that at the Mount, which is little more than an hour’s drive away. It can’t
have happened often that successive tests have been staged on different grounds
in the same province/county/state, Northern Districts in this case (though the
profusion of venues in Colombo may have beaten ND to it). This was a precaution
against New Zealand’s turbulent spring weather, and it paid off, with three
balmy days, hot enough to trigger a storm that finished off the first day just
after tea.
Hamilton’s
new lights were shown off to good effect just before the rain fell. A switch
was flicked and made a substantial and immediate difference, even though it
wasn’t that dark. In the County Championship, the rule that that the artificial
light cannot be stronger than the natural light would mean that their being
switched on at all would mean that the players would have to come off there and
then.
The
previous lights had to come down because the towers were an earthquake risk,
though shakes are mercifully rarer in the Waikato than in much of the country.
I was CricInfo’s man in Northern Districts when they went up and turned down
the chance to climb to the top of one of them.
It
seems compulsory for the British cricketing press to preface the name of any
New Zealand player other than Williamson, Taylor and Boult with “underrated”. BJ
Watling might have been thought to have used up this year’s quota during his
double hundred in the first test, but a new supply was rushed out in time for the
underrated Tom Latham’s first-day hundred. Those who describe Latham thus have
missed his presence in the top ten of the ICC batting rankings over the past
year or more.
His
batting in the first innings was the most fluent of the match. He scored faster
than any specialist batsman on either side, but never appeared to hurry. Latham
was helped by Broad’s wayward line in his opening spell. When he got one right
it was to Jeet Raval, who edged to Root at first slip. It is so often the case
that the man out of form gets the bowler’s best. Raval benefitted from New
Zealand’s policy of picking a squad for both these two tests and the three to
follow, but further failure in Perth has cost him his place in the Boxing Day
test.
Root
also caught Williamson, squared up by Woakes, but Ross Taylor became
established and by mid-afternoon England looked dispirited, not helped by
having two leg-before decisions overturned by the DRS. In just his second over
Stokes resorted to three deep on the legside plus a fine third man to Taylor,
who was out more conventionally from the ball after he reached his fifty,
providing Root with his third catch of the day.
Latham
reached his hundred shortly before the rain brought an early end to the first
day. He was out early the next morning, leaving on length a Broad delivery that
hit the top of off. He was replaced by the underrated Henry Nicholls, also
hiding from the English media in plain sight in the top ten of the rankings.
Just
when we had agreed that Sam Curran didn’t have the pace for test cricket, he
succoured Nicholls into top edging a catch to deep fine leg. Next in was Daryl
Mitchell, on test debut on his home ground. Mitchell was as close to a
like-to-like replacement for the injured De Grandhomme as was available, which
isn’t very close at all, De Grandhomme being more than the cube of his parts,
let alone the sum. At 191 for five, England had restored the balance of the
game, but Watling and Mitchell reclaimed it with a stand of 124.
It
occupied a serene 53 overs. With the heat, the grass bank at the top end, and
BJ Watling digging in, I may have dropped off for a few seconds and dreamt
myself back at Mote Park in the late seventies, the great CJ Tavaré at the
crease, sucking the will to live out of the opposition. Only the Tip Top ice
cream signs where the Deal Beach Parlours van should have been returned me to
the present.
Joe
Root resorted to placing of fielders in odd positions, but it was too random to
be convincing. His handling of the bowlers had a by-numbers feel to it, but
with an attack consisting of four quicks and an all-rounder whose fitness was
dodgy, that would be hard to avoid. It was strange that he put himself on with
Latham on 96 and helped the batsman to his century with a friendly (as Jim
Laker used to describe all full tosses) full toss.
Mitchell
upped such tempo as there was and played well for 73 before going the same way
as Nicholls, but off the bowling of Broad, who had got Watling four overs
earlier with another short one that went of the shoulder of the bat to Burns in
the gully. Late-order merriment took New Zealand to 375.
England
had addressed their three-keeper problem by picking a fourth, Ollie Pope, in
for the injured Buttler. He was athletic, which with no frontline spinner in
the XI was all he needed to be, but he lacks the quality most prized in modern
keepers—he doesn’t jabber on incessantly in praise of half volleys.
Jofra
Archer had a dispiriting time from which he will learn, but is a fine sight.
Anyone who grew up in the era of Willis, Holding and JSE Price finds it hard to
understand that a bowler can call himself fast without a run up that embraces
two time zones, but with Archer and Bumrah as models, the next generation will
strive for brevity.
England
lost two before the close of the second day. Writers better qualified in
technical analysis than me have written off Dominic Sibley as a test player on
the basis that he appears to abstain from the offside as if batting in a
permanent Lent. I hope that he proves them wrong, if only to show that runs in
county cricket are not irrelevant. Here, it was a relief to all concerned when
Southee got him lbw for four.
This
was the seventh New Zealand v England test at which I have been present since
moving here, but the first time a Kent player has been in the England team.
Here there were two, Joe Denly and Zak Crawley. Denly may yet become the David Steele of our
time, a middle-aged hero of the Resistance. Not here though. At least there was
a Kentish dimension to the dismissal, caught behind for four off Matt Henry.
Denly did achieve something memorable in Hamilton: late in the game he
infamously dropped a Sun crossword clue of a chance offered by
Williamson. I so hope that is not what he is remembered for when his test
career is done.
England
finished the day on an uncomfortable 39 for two, though it would have been
worse had Rory Burns not been dropped twice, the easier chance to Taylor, the
harder to Raval.
My
notes for the third morning consist only of the following:
“Root
and Burns in no trouble for the first half of the morning”. Then, an hour or so
later, “Nor the second half”. Some stories are easily told.
Root
was not at his best, or particularly close to it, but that he had to work at it
more than he usually appears to made it all the more praiseworthy.
Burns
survived another chance on 86 when Henry butchered a run out by trying and
failing to intercept a throw that Latham was perfectly placed to collect beside
the stumps. He reached his hundred in mid-afternoon. Steve James, in his The
Art of Centuries, explained that there is a challenge to
overcome for a batsman who survives a chance or chances; he has to convince
himself that he retains the right to be there. To say that a batsman is gritty
has an air of damning by faint praise about it, but that should not be so,
especially for an opener. Burns has that quality and should have a good run at
the top of England’s order. He has also shown (see comments re Sibley, above)
that runs in county cricket do mean something.
Burns
was run out the ball after he achieved three figures, but it took an age to
confirm, the problem being to establish that there was separation of bail and
stump before Burns had made his ground, though this appeared obvious enough on
the big screen. Perhaps the ICC could spare some of its largesse to provide
stumps that light up for all tests, and agree that illumination equals
separation.
New
Zealand’s attritional bowling and field settings meant that Ben Stokes never
got going before he fell to a slip catch from a Southee delivery that was one
of the few to move laterally.
This
brought in Zak Crawley for his debut innings. This was only the second occasion
on which I have been present to watch a Kent player at the crease for the first
time in a test match. The other was at the very first day’s test cricket I attended,
England v New Zealand at the Oval in 1969. Then it was Mike Denness who batted
with agonising uncertainty for a 43-ball two. This time it was briefer, but no
better.
Crawley
was anxious to impose himself and get off the mark. He drove his fourth
delivery hard, but Henry at mid on made a sharp stop to prevent the run. This
wound Crawley up a little tighter and though he hit the next ball straight to
Williamson, he set off for the run as if drawn by an irresistible law of
physics. He needed every bit of his diving 6’5” to beat the direct hit.
He edged
the second delivery of Wagner’s next over to Watling, so Crawley’s hard-won
single will constitute his test record until the next time, perhaps after his
domestic record has been fortified with more consistent scoring so as to match achievement
with his undoubted promise.
Crawley
was on of Wagner’s five wickets. As ever he bowled with such energy and fire as
to raise the question of how much more Sisyphus might have achieved had he
shown Wagner’s spirit.
I
left for the airport soon after Crawley’s dismissal, just before more rain ended
the day an hour or so prematurely. Though two days remained, a forecast of rain
for much of the last day combined with the torpor of the pitch to make a draw
appear all but certain. Centuries from Williamson and Taylor confirmed the
result, giving New Zealand the series win, with the usual rider that two games
do not a series make.