First, a staffing matter. I am pleased to announce that my
(former) Waikato correspondent has accepted reassignment as my Khandallah
correspondent and will henceforth be based at My Life in Cricket Scorecards
Towers. In these constrained times we must harbour our resources prudently.
She left to return to New Zealand to take up her new duties
on the second day of this game, which entailed a trip round the M25 in the
morning rush hour, the motoring equivalent of watching Derek Shackleton bowling
to PJK Gibbs all day. So it was not until the third day that I took my place in
the stand for the rare treat of Championship cricket at St Lawrence.
It was the first time that I had watched cricket this late
in September. In my cricketing adolescence the season always ended sharply in
the first week of September as if fun was rationed. But here, in autumn’s
vanguard, it was perfect, the sun warm and constant, and no more than a hint of
seasonal rust about the foliage. None of the threat to life that the extension
of the beginning of the season to Arctic early April brings with it. If I were
in charge there would be two things done on the first day, the first being an
absolute ban on cricket in England before the last weekend in April (the second
we’ll come to).
The match had nothing on it. Lancashire were already
champions of Division 2, Kent long out of the running to join them back in the
top league. Yet the match was played keenly and never descended to the depths
that some end-of-season games that my Blean correspondent (who was there to enjoy
the fun today) and I have dutifully sat through.
In 1976, for example, John Snow gave a display of boundary
fielding as unenthusiastic as a sulky teenager at a great aunt’s birthday
party. My Blean correspondent and I are uncertain whether the great fast bowler
actually kicked one back to the keeper but it would have been completely within
the spirit of his performance had he done so. Another time, Chris Cowdrey
devoted part of the first day to improving Kent’s over rate by bowling himself
and others off two or three paces.
No, this was proper cricket, with meaning.
The day began with Lancashire 75 without loss in their
second innings, a lead of 99. According to all reports Lancashire’s first
innings lead was down to the slippery fingers of the Kent fielders. The
affliction continued now as opener Luis Reece was dropped by Rob Key, diving at
second slip. Key broke his thumb and ended his participation in the game (or so
we thought at the time).
Reece did not stay long. He gave Tredwell the charge in the
Kent skipper’s first over and was stumped with time to spare by Sam Billings.
Billings replaced Geraint Jones for the final two Championship games bringing
to an end Jones’ run of 115 consecutive Championship games. Whether it means
that the (mostly) distinguished line Kent keepers now moves to the next
generation is not yet clear. Billings was generally sound, but mangled a
straightforward stumping chance, and it is what they miss that keepers are
judged by.
Reece’s departure brought in Ashwell Prince to join Paul
Horton. They treated us to some fine batting, putting on 167 for the second
wicket, 42 short of the Lancashire record against Kent, set by Harry Makepeace
and Johnny Tyldesley at St Lawrence as the young men of Europe signed up for
death in August 1914. Both Horton and Prince scored hundreds, in Prince’s case
his second of the match, the first time this had been achieved for Lancashire for
15 years and only the sixteenth time in the county’s history. Horton’s innings
was a model of proficiency and consistent tempo, which is not to say that it
unattractive. Prince’s was a cut above. His timing and ease of shot meant that
he scored at a good rate without ever seeming to hurry.
The latter overs of the Lancashire innings were brightened
by some spirited tonking by Andrea Agathangelou with a half century off 35 balls
including two sixes. At this stage it was just a question of how much Horton
would choose to leave Kent to chase. He settled on 418 and left Kent 40 minutes
and the whole of the last day to get them.
What of the Kent bowling? Mark Davies was ordinary and the
young left-armer Adam Ball erratic. Nineteen-year-old Matt Hunn was making his first-class
debut. He’s tall and has the potential to be quick and awkward, but my he’s
thin. The physios will be busy there, mark my words. Today, as on so many days,
the attck was carried by Tredwell and Stevens, who bowled well over half the
overs between them.
Stevens is Kent’s go-to guy for everything except
wicketkeeping and supervising the car park. He finished the season as leading
run scorer and was only one behind Charlie Shreck as wicket-taker. With an
open-chested action and rolling approach to the crease he put me in mind of
John Shepherd, but without Shep’s ability to fire a quicker short ball in to
keep the batsman honest (Shepherd has just turned 70 by the way).
Tredwell bowled well, 40 overs at under three an over,
mostly against batsmen with their eye in. Not long ago he seemed likely to be
picked for the Australia tour, but a mauling in the ODIs put paid to that,
though I can’t see why it should.
At least Tredwell got a game. The saddest sight at the St
Lawrence on these two days was that of Simon Kerrigan carrying out twelfth man
duties for Lancashire. A little over a
month before he had made his Test debut at The Oval, a decent performance there
a quick path to fame and fortune, or at least a cushy winter carrying the
drinks around Australia. Instead Shane Watson attacked him and his bowling
repertoire was reduced to full tosses and long hops. His confidence was so
damaged that he lost his county place as well.
In the absence of Key, Daniel Bell-Drummond opened with Sam
Northeast, but fell lbw to Newby from the last ball of the day. Kent are giving
young talent its chance; perhaps the finances mean there’s no option, but it is
a good thing as long as they can save up enough to keep the best ones when the
richer counties come in for them. Kent were 32 for one at the close.
Delightful as the day was, I never quite got over the disappointment
with which it began. I have been much taken with there now being a small Sainsbury’s
supermarket on the ground. In fact, it rests partly on the space on which Cyril
Garnham’s scorecard hut used to be found, just behind the white scoreboard. (Scorecards
now, by the way, cost a pound. I remember when you couldn’t lift all the
scorecards you could buy for a pound). There was a pleasingly large supermarket
at Folkestone right beside the ground, and there’s a whole shopping centre
across the road from Seddon Park in Hamilton.
So with a spring in my step not dissimilar to that of a
five-year-old entering Santa’s grotto, in I went, seeking to recreate the
extensive supply of provisions that kept a hungry young cricket watcher
nourished in the seventies, but without the need to lug it all up the Old Dover
Road. There were Jaffa Cakes, Club biscuits, sausage rolls and even prawn
cocktail flavoured crisps.
But no Scotch eggs.
So that’s the second thing. Any food store within 500 metres
of a first-class cricket venue must, on any scheduled playing day, ensure that
Scotch eggs are available for sale up to the advertised end of play on pain of
immediate closure.